cramp:
“ im laughing so much, this guy posted her profile picture on her wall for her birthday photo
”

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

(via idioticteen)


michelle-my-belle:
“ So, that’s over.
”

hornyspice:

People who actually buy music from iTunes.
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(via pizza)


I’m so lonely, you already knooow


extrasad:
“Kick me in the face
”

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(via orgasm)


d0nn0:
“i love Ellen Degeneres
”

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(via stability)